"Then what can you and I do?" The black cat jumped out of bed, twisted its fat ass, climbed to the aquarium table, and then was very awkward, holding a bag of fish food and carefully feeding the goldfish.
"I am a cat, a cat! It is a great achievement that a cat can think of this way to feed you water. "The black cat stretched out its claws and tried to make a fist, but at most it stretched out its nails and retracted them." Aren’t you satisfied? "
"I know you’re milk …" Sun Ding hammered and scolded in the middle, but abruptly swallowed the words and sighed gently. "I can’t move anything."
"You were struck by lightning."
"What?"
"I was struck by lightning. Don’t you understand?"
After listening to this fat cat, Sun Dinghammer carefully recalled that he was in a coma and found that there was nothing unusual. At the last memory point, he looked squarely at the girls who killed Matt’s aristocrats in the happy boys and ate his beloved dried bean curd to cover the rice. He laughed and scolded those girls who would burst into tears when watching Matt kill.
Then … the second memory came to the painful memory point that he was drinking water from the fish tank, and he couldn’t remember anything about it.
"Where am I?"
"East District" Fat Cat glanced at the hammer "Exactly where are you from at the junction of East and East Seven?"
"Hangzhou … Hangzhou" Sun Ding hammer struggled to get up several times, but all in vain. "What is East?"
"What is Hangzhou?" The fat cat pawed at itself, and his expression was as blank as that of a hammer.
In this way, one person and one cat stopped each other. For a while, the fat cat suddenly jumped up like crazy and ran around the house, shouting, "I succeeded!" " Terrible exclamations …
When it looked stupid and weird everywhere, the fat cat cheered and celebrated. After that, it went back to Sun Ding’s bedside again, looked at him again and circled around him.
"I said," Sun Dinghammer frowned and said weakly, "I have a lot of questions. Can you answer me?"
"Yes, but I think you should eat something." The black cat shook its tail in front of Sun Ding’s hammer. "I wonder if your digestive system can bear the food here."
Sun Ding hammer heart quiver vaguely felt the world malicious to him …
Sure enough, when the food was brought in by the fat cat, Sun Dinghammer was completely furious. He twisted his body like a pain when he fell apart, and at the same time angered, "Just give me this thing!"
"The fact that I am a cat! A cat! ! ! It is a great achievement that a cat can find these things for you. "The black cat stretched out its claws again and tried to make a fist, but it still stretched out its nails and retracted them." Aren’t you satisfied? "
"But this is for dogs!"
"No, no, no,no. It’s not necessarily a dog. Like the guy in Lou, he often eats it." The fat cat shakes its claws. "Come on, try it. Maybe you’ll love it."
"I … can I swear?"
"Of course," the fat cat nodded sincerely. "But after scolding, you still have to choose an answer that belongs to you."
In the end, Sun Ding felt like crying. He could watch the fat cat pour a bag of dog food into his mouth, and his heart was full of sadness.’ His mother teased me and you said I had a choice …’
Although the dog food has caused him great psychological trauma, on the whole, the dog food tastes good. Once you talk about the little devil in your heart, it can really taste beef, and it is crisp and chewy.
After eating half a bag alive, the fat cat squatted at the head of the bed and looked at the gray day outside and sighed gently. "This weather reminds me of the sunset running that day, which was my lost youth."
"You tell me what monster you are first." After eating, Sun Ding’s hammer showed strength. He sat up slowly rubbing the sheets and gasped for a while. "What can you talk? And what is this place? What is the East Side? When will I come here? Why will I be struck by lightning? What kind of ugly fish are these? "
"You have a lot of questions. I have to answer them one by one."
The black cat circled around him several times and then laid down in bed leisurely. "This is my home. You sleep in my bed. I’m not a monster. I’m thinking like you. What happened to me like this … maybe it was because I touched the realm of God and was punished."
Watching the fat cat’s eyes slowly shed tears, Sun Ding hammered his toes and gently asked, "Hey, are you okay?"
Fat cat shook his head. "It’s not good. If I change you from 175 cm and 100 kg to a cat mammal with a length of about 35 cm and a weight of 15.5 kg, I believe you will be bad, too."
"Isn’t this ratio very suitable? Isn’t it just equal ratio reduction?" Sun Ding hammer laughed, but it hurt because it affected the muscles of the body and shouted "Ouch … yo yo …"
The fat cat turned around and picked up a map to explain.
"The world is divided into twenty-four equal areas, and the division of this area is determined by the time when the sun shines, while its east-west direction is defined by the actual geographical center."
"Then I don’t understand the geography knowledge. Tell me how I got here first. I was shot even when I was lying down."
"I am a scientist! Yes, I am a scientist. "Fat Cat nodded sincerely." My father and I have studied the universe and energy all our lives, and we have deduced from theory that the universe is definitely not a lonely universe. It has several brothers! That is, the so-called parallelism may or may not intersect, but it must be! "
"Wait, please simplify. Thank you. I only have a high school education. It takes half a day to calculate the bottom area of a cuboid. Don’t fucking tell me such a profound thing."
"Well," the fat cat was silent for a while and organized a language. "After that, my father designed an energy replacement device. Once activated, it released enough energy to tear and replace the corresponding thing from another one according to the law of conservation of energy and mass. This may be the only such device in the world."
Sun Ding hammer looked around and then frowned and asked, "Since you are a scientist, why do you live in such a broken place? I think it’s not a problem to mix an academician and win a Nobel Prize if you have your level and can make a big difference."
"What is Nobel? Is it your science prize? " The fat cat bowed his head and looked a little naive. "No, my technology is forbidden. When I activate the device, I can choose to leave the layer to isolate the energy diffusion here when the storm strikes. It generates instantaneous high voltage to activate the device."
After that, the fat cat jumped out of bed and dialed the top of the claw to the East News Station "See for yourself"
Sun Ding hammer looked at it for a few times and frowned and said, "I don’t understand."
"Don’t understand?" The fat cat froze. "Then how can you understand me?"
"How the fuck should I know!" Sun Ding hammered out the veins stood out again. "You asked me if I had a fart."
"That’s right." The fat cat wandered around a few times. "I think it’s probably because our bodies are replaced that our brain waves can be transformed into each other to some extent."
"I said don’t tell me such profound things."
The fat cat wandered back and forth, sighed faintly, and then jumped back into bed and stared at Sun Dinghammer. "I am a responsible scientist. Since I let you come, I will definitely find a way to let you go back!"
"That’s quick!" Sun Ding spat at it with a hammer. "I’ll admit it when mom dies. I really don’t want to see your ugly face and those fish that are uglier than dicks!"
"I’m sorry I can’t … the design of the device was destroyed by lightning, and the fire caused by high temperature was destroyed by 70%." The fat cat looked gloomy. "So I think … you still need to adapt here for a while."
